Britney Spears
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Sun, Jan. 1st, 2006 01:29 pm
Waking up by the pool with disgarded Cheetos, Mountain Dew cans and pork rinds under me is not how I usually ring in the new year okay, fine. IT TOTALLY IS but this is 2006.

I don't remember much of last night all I know is the tequila is missing and there's a fire truck in my yard. Andd, I can't find Kevin, he messed up my daily ritual of throwing things at him. Also, an envelope containing this was slipped under my door with, "I've made copies" printed on the back.

Oh, and along_came_jen one more for your list?

Current Mood: sleepy sleepy


Wed, Dec. 28th, 2005 11:18 am

I thought leaving the computer on overnight would be fine, seeing as I was tired and everything.
Then I woke up and saw this charged to my credit card.


I thought the whole music thing was a phase, but he's serious? Noo! He can't be serious. Why can't he just get a job pumping gas like I asked.

Current Mood: frustrated frustrated


Mon, Dec. 26th, 2005 06:41 pm

Inviting Mom and Jamie Lynn over for Christmas while Kevin was here; probably not a good idea.
Mom really doesn't approve of him, despite what she says.

She tried to start a new tradition called, "Kevin is the turkey" in which she ran after him with a carving knife. Took the Nanny fifteen minutes to restrain her. Dear god. Can't things be normal for just one day?
Luckily Jamie Lynn and I were in the bathroom trying to dye our hair the same shade of blonde, so I missed out on most of the drama.

We had all the traditional Christmas food, except for the potatoes that is. They were replaced with Cheetos. And the wine was frappachinos. Dessert? Cigarettes. I know, I tried to give up I swearrrr.

Christmas Eve was fun though, Kevin and I went shopping for Sean. Kevin got held up 'cuz some of my fans were hitting him over the head with their bags chanting, "Divorce Kevin dot com, Divorce Kevin dot com!" I dunno what the hell that means.

I managed to get Kevin to sign the pre-nup, even though we got married like a year ago. The Nanny assumed an American accent and told him his crate of "Y'all Ain't Ready" CD's were there and he needed to sign for them. Yeah, you can see what the Federlines all got for Christmas from us.

Oh, and I went to change my userpics around and realized that someone brought be a paid account! Tell me who you were so I can thank you, strictly platonically of course or not.

Hope you all enjoy your holiday break & New Years!

♥ B

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Current Mood: cheerful cheerful
Current Music: Let it Snow - Jessica Simpson


Sat, Dec. 24th, 2005 04:59 pm

If you're getting sick of the same old boring carols why not download a Christmas song sung by yours truly?

You'll be glad you did might be glad you did!

Current Mood: cheerful festive


Thu, Dec. 22nd, 2005 03:57 pm
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Wed, Dec. 21st, 2005 03:07 pm

I woke up in the middle of the night last night; Kevin was trying to get into bed. Hah, as if that's going to be happening anytime soon, am I right? Anyway, I shoved him onto the floor and as I was about to call my bodyguard to throw him out the window or something, I noticed a note stuck to his back.

Seems to be a secret of someones! It's obviously not mine, as I don't wear shoes. I wonder who it belongs to?

Current Mood: curious curious


Tue, Dec. 20th, 2005 10:45 am

Those very elusive birthday photos from the 2nd of December.

#1: A trucker cap and jeans are like the new birthday gown and tiara

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#2: It's my birthday and I'll look pissed off if I want to. You would to if you had 20 people shoving cameras at you. The flash is insanely bright

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#3: I don't know who gave me that CD, but that's like free promotion for Pink. Damnit. I need to watch what I hold in public from now on

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#4: Seriously y'all, I have pepper spray. PS: Isn't my car pretty and shiny?

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#5: We totally just run down the paparazzi, it's like pin the tail on the donkey but more fun.

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#6: What's a celeb birthday without a little crack?

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Sorry y'all if I just totally spammed your friends page. But these image uploady places are confusing you never know how they're going to thumbnail.

Current Mood: content content
Current Music: Pink - God is a DJ


Sun, Dec. 18th, 2005 08:11 pm

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Current Mood: content festive
Current Music: Madonna - Hung Up


Mon, Dec. 12th, 2005 03:33 pm

Okay, so I took Kevin back.

Whaaat? He was pleading and begging. And although it was fun to cut off his credit cards and have his car towed it's more fun to make him do the irish jig whilst singing Genie in a Bottle for $5.00.

He's totally working to make it up to me. I mean that in a non-sex way because he's sleeping in the dog's room anyway. *Evil giggle that ends up sounding just plain giggly*

I'm completely open to ideas as to how to torture him.

Current Mood: crazy evil!


Thu, Dec. 8th, 2005 09:10 pm

I've got a proper layout for my journal. click here.
I'd like to take credit for it, but in reality I gave the Nanny twenty-five minutes to learn html and told her to design it for me.
She kept saying, "This isn't in my job description, you crazy lady!"

Hired help these days.

Also, I can't believe how mad Christina Aguilera is mad at me for giving her a marriage advice book. It's not like I wrote it. Because then maybe I'd understand why she was mad. Hmmph.

In other news, in those twenty-minutes of web-design I decided to put on some odd clothes and wander around town, like I do. Anyway, I come back to three police cars parked outside my door. Turns out Sean got lost. They found him under an avalanche of shoes. Being a mom is hard! Maybe I need two nannies?

Current Mood: confused confused