I don't know why everyone is so freaked out about this. I mean,… - Britney Spears
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Sat, Jan. 14th, 2006 08:31 pm
I don't know why everyone is so freaked out about this. I mean, yeah, I'm going to *does airquotes* help Kevin push his album. But like, all I mean is I'm going to wash my hair, show up at a few events, kick him in the shin then leave.

Oh, and this. SERIOUSLY? That's like, pitiful y'all. I think they're confusing me with someone who cares.

You know who I hate kind of dislike? Jessica Simpson! She's moving into my Cheeto territory. Me and Cheetos go together like .. me and bad hair! She is so disrespectful. How would she like it if I suddenly got lots of collagen injections? I wouldn't because I totally respect that as her thing. Well, and she also looks kind of stupid, right?

And since I'm all oh my god, depressed

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Odin
Sat, Jan. 14th, 2006 02:28 pm (UTC)

*kicks over the tombstone so you don't have to look at it*
*sees I kicked the front, so now the words are just looking skyward*
*kicks leaves over the top*

Okay, are you SERIOUSLY letting Jessica Simpson get to you? Sure she's friggin' gorgeous. But no one does dumb, adorable blonde like you. Besides, her dad is skeevier than Kevin, and that is really saying something.


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Sat, Jan. 14th, 2006 11:37 pm (UTC)

No. Yes.. Maybe.
Oh my god, I could like, set her up with Kevin. Because he's into recording duets for his album at the moment. And she loved recording them with Neil.. no, Nigel, possibly.. Nitwit? Help me out here.
Her dad is way creepy. I heard he tried to bribe people to be the part of her love interest in Dukes of Hazzard.


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Odin
Sat, Jan. 14th, 2006 11:41 pm (UTC)

*takes your hands in mine - because I rememered that you've lost your restraining order*

Oh, B. She's the irritating kind of dumb. That's never fun for long - just a roll in the hay for a few weeks until you pick up some new tricks because she's too dumb to tell you "no" when you suggest something you read about from a Singapore whore-house, then that's it.

And her dad used to be a preacher, so that makes sense. And EWWWWWWWWW. Seriously.


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Sat, Jan. 14th, 2006 11:47 pm (UTC)

That's very sweet, in an odd way.

.. Sinapore what-house?


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Odin
Sat, Jan. 14th, 2006 11:50 pm (UTC)

*pulls you into a crushing embrace to check out your tush over the top of your head*

Nothing. *rocks you back and forth* It's a... school I went to once. With Vince and Luke Wilson.


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Sat, Jan. 14th, 2006 11:56 pm (UTC)

*Wonders if you've lost your marbles. Remembers how fun marbles were*

Umm.. Oh, of course. I think Madonna mentioned something about it once. Or maybe it was Kevin. Come to think of it, it might have been that homeless man in my driveway.


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Odin
Sun, Jan. 15th, 2006 12:44 am (UTC)

...I thought that was Kevin?

*wonders who the hell your husband IS - and who I gave that check for 2 Large to*


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Sun, Jan. 15th, 2006 01:41 am (UTC)

It's probably a good idea not to think about it. That's what I do!


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tropnevad
tropnevad
Jack Davenport
Sun, Jan. 15th, 2006 01:31 am (UTC)

In that case, I shall be the bearer of good news:

You will never die.


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Sun, Jan. 15th, 2006 01:38 am (UTC)

You're like, psychic now?

Ooh, do you read palms? Do me! Which line tells me how many children I'm going to have?


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tropnevad
tropnevad
Jack Davenport
Sun, Jan. 15th, 2006 01:47 am (UTC)

*draws finger down the middle of your palm*

This line foretells great suffering.

In sorrow you shall bring forth child.


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Sun, Jan. 15th, 2006 01:51 am (UTC)

I don't think I like the sound of that..

But then again if it means shopping for teeny shoes and hats, yay!


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tropnevad
tropnevad
Jack Davenport
Sun, Jan. 15th, 2006 01:56 am (UTC)

*bends back index finger*

I would advise against buying any colour that is not black.

Only black possesses occult properties that can combat the evil spirits surrounding your child. I would also advise that child wear a black shroud at all times.


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Sun, Jan. 15th, 2006 02:02 am (UTC)

Really? Not even pink? It's not really a color, more like a .. essential thing of life.

I don't know, that sounds a bit Michael Jackson.. How bad are these evil spirits? Are we talking Exorcist bad or just Exorcist 2 bad?


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tropnevad
tropnevad
Jack Davenport
Sun, Jan. 15th, 2006 02:04 am (UTC)

Plan 9.

You might as well go kill yourself right now.


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Sun, Jan. 15th, 2006 02:07 am (UTC)

*Looks around* I don't see anything deadly around here. Thanks for the support, but I guess I'm just past helping.


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tropnevad
tropnevad
Jack Davenport
Sun, Jan. 15th, 2006 02:09 am (UTC)

You can achieve anything you put your mind to!


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Sun, Jan. 15th, 2006 02:16 am (UTC)

I think we just made a break through, you admitting I have a mind, me... well, I didn't do anything. I did wash my hair yesterday, if that helps.

But really, it's an endless sea of sparkly and pink things here. Unless, I like, strangle myself with a pink and sparkly scarf I don't see how I'm going to die. Even then it wouldn't work, they are very flimsy you know.


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tropnevad
tropnevad
Jack Davenport
Sun, Jan. 15th, 2006 02:20 am (UTC)

Suffocation by your detachable bosom?


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Sun, Jan. 15th, 2006 02:24 am (UTC)

My surgeon told me that wasn't normal and fixed it for me. For some reason he gave me a lot of money and told me not to tell anyone.

.. Oops, guess I shouldn't have said anything.

You don't seem the surgery type though, so I suppose my secret is safe.


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tropnevad
tropnevad
Jack Davenport
Sun, Jan. 15th, 2006 02:36 am (UTC)

I shall take it with me to a grave.

It will not be my grave, but compromises must be allowed in these situations.


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Sun, Jan. 15th, 2006 02:46 am (UTC)

That's good enough for me. And if you ever want to try the surgery thing, I have numbers. I'm totally not saying you need to or anything, just like...

I'll stop talking now.


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