Yet another award. I'm glad these aren't like, real because I'd have… - Britney Spears
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Wed, Jan. 11th, 2006 06:52 pm
Yet another award. I'm glad these aren't like, real because I'd have run out of room on my mantelpiece by now.
Still, I get the feeling that they're picking on me. Which is mean.

Y'know what I'm going to do? I'm going to hang around these peoples houses and take photos of them while they're in their old clothes watching Oprah. And follow them to the beach and take photos of their frumpy swimwear, and... this sounds like a lot of work. Maybe I'll just file my toenails.

Current Mood: artistic artistic
Current Music: myself singing The Song That Never Ends.

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ohmahgodmrkotta
John Travolta
Wed, Jan. 11th, 2006 08:06 pm (UTC)

They just don't understand trashyexperimental sytle, Britt. Do they have their own perfume line? I didn't think so. Don't let these stupid awards get to you.

*cringes at the mention of Oprah*


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Wed, Jan. 11th, 2006 10:45 pm (UTC)

You're so right, I have two perfume lines. That really says something.

Y'know if I were you I'd watch out, Oprah might like, kidnap you one day. With Kirstie Alley. And they'll rent a van. *Scratches head* I wonder if this is crazy rambling or something I overheard. Hmm, guess you better sleep with one eye open.


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divaxtina
divaxtina
Christina Aguilera
Thu, Jan. 12th, 2006 05:03 am (UTC)

Ugh, what haters!

Britney, fashion is an art form! There's no such thing as bad art-- everything is beautiful.


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Thu, Jan. 12th, 2006 05:18 am (UTC)

You totally put everything into purspecktive focus.


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divaxtina
divaxtina
Christina Aguilera
Thu, Jan. 12th, 2006 05:22 am (UTC)

I'm getting you a dictionary for your birthday. Maybe one with sparkles on it.

I try, sweetie.


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Thu, Jan. 12th, 2006 05:52 am (UTC)

Ooh! Sparkles! Well, if you're sure you can wait till December for me to spell .. good

It's a fabulous gift.


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divaxtina
divaxtina
Christina Aguilera
Thu, Jan. 12th, 2006 06:04 am (UTC)

Okay, maybe an early Valentine's Day gift.

Aw! You're fabulous, Britney!


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Thu, Jan. 12th, 2006 07:47 am (UTC)

We're both fabulous. God, we must be like, depriving the world of fabulousness having it all ourselves.


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divaxtina
divaxtina
Christina Aguilera
Thu, Jan. 12th, 2006 07:49 am (UTC)

I know, right? We're so greedy and shit.

*flips hair*


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Thu, Jan. 12th, 2006 07:56 am (UTC)

*Needs to get hair extensions so she can flip her hair too*


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divaxtina
divaxtina
Christina Aguilera
Thu, Jan. 12th, 2006 08:20 am (UTC)

*would totally do you with or without the hair extensions*


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Thu, Jan. 12th, 2006 08:26 am (UTC)

*Is sure she heard you say something about doing someone.. or maybe suing someone*


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divaxtina
divaxtina
Christina Aguilera
Thu, Jan. 12th, 2006 08:27 am (UTC)

*is a lover, not a suer*


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