I have this weird niggling feeling that I should hire a stylist or… - Britney Spears
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Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 08:16 pm
I have this weird niggling feeling that I should hire a stylist or something!

But I thought everyone wore bikinis and Victoria Secret nighties in Vegas!
Oh, and how nice am I? Posing with a fan in the bathroom when it's obvious that she's terribly unfashionable. Maybe my style will rub off on her, I'm pretty sure that she tried to rub up against my boob anyway.

I managed to lose Kevin, when I say lost I mean in no way I had him killed. That's crazy talk right there. You and your crazy assomeuptions ideas!


Current Mood: relaxed relaxed

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divaxtina
divaxtina
Christina Aguilera
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 07:34 am (UTC)

Do I see nipple? I love purple.


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 07:44 am (UTC)

*Squints* Oops, I ran out of double sided tape. But I wore the outfit anyway, 'cause it's way cute Me too, it's such a pretty color!


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divaxtina
divaxtina
Christina Aguilera
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 07:50 am (UTC)

It's okay. I wasn't complaining or anything. It's the color of passion. Passion is totally cool. Or hot. Uhm. I love purple.


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 07:52 am (UTC)

I thought that was red?


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divaxtina
divaxtina
Christina Aguilera
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 07:54 am (UTC)

Red's my favorite color. Maybe it's both. Or maybe I'm just horny or something, right?


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 07:58 am (UTC)

Amen to that, sister.
I mean, yeah, that must be it.


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divaxtina
divaxtina
Christina Aguilera
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 08:01 am (UTC)

...I like your spraypaint can.


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menjamin
menjamin
Matt Damon's #1 Fan
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 07:55 am (UTC)

Honey, are you totally sure that's not a chiffon curtain snatched from a whorehouse that you're wearing there? Because I hate to break it to you but it kinda looks like one.


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 07:57 am (UTC)

Really? Well, now that you mention it there was a lot of sewing involved. I thought that maybe they just weren't doing the ready made thing anymore.

Wait, did you say whorehouse?


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divaxtina
divaxtina
Christina Aguilera
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 07:59 am (UTC)

We prefer to call them brothels, Ben.


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menjamin
menjamin
Matt Damon's #1 Fan
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 08:06 am (UTC)

You can prefer to call them whatever you like, they're still essentially houses of whores.


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divaxtina
divaxtina
Christina Aguilera
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 08:12 am (UTC)

Engaged guys who visit strippers shouldn't throw stones at glass whore houses.

Is my tape ready yet?


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menjamin
menjamin
Matt Damon's #1 Fan
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 08:15 am (UTC)

You have wisdom beyond your years, my dear. It's really quite astounding.

Oh, I'm sorry, did you say "tape"? Why, whatever could you mean?


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divaxtina
divaxtina
Christina Aguilera
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 08:18 am (UTC)

Hee. That's what all my fuck buddies say.

The one of you and Matt being freaky! I think I want to watch it with Britney.


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menjamin
menjamin
Matt Damon's #1 Fan
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 07:59 am (UTC)

I may have used that word, yeah. Brothel work better for you? Bordello? Heidi Fleiss called, her house of ill repute's missing some drapes.


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 08:04 am (UTC)

Actually yes, that sounds much classier. Classy like me.


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menjamin
menjamin
Matt Damon's #1 Fan
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 08:05 am (UTC)

Oh sweetheart, you're positively oozing class. Y'know, the good oozing that isn't in any way gross or repulsive.


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daffleck
daffleck
Ben Affleck's #1 Fan
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 08:10 am (UTC)

I'm pretty sure that's a result of an STD, Ben.


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 08:12 am (UTC)

That's a fashion label, right?


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menjamin
menjamin
Matt Damon's #1 Fan
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 08:12 am (UTC)

Don't be mean to Britney, Matthew. She's all pink and sparkly and cute and... okay, so I'm the one who mentioned the brothels, but still.


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 08:11 am (UTC)

I know! It's weird, but I'm not told that much. Thank you.. I think.


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menjamin
menjamin
Matt Damon's #1 Fan
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 08:14 am (UTC)

It was a compliment. I think, but I get so sarcastic that I don't know if I mean it or not. But I'm pretty sure you're not actually oozing anything gross, if that helps.


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pretty_sean
pretty_sean
Sean
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 05:29 pm (UTC)

My fans are prettier.

Well, actually, that's not even true.


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ohmahgodmrkotta
John Travolta
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 10:39 pm (UTC)

Why are our fans so unfashionable? *admires self in mirror*

By the way, I heard Kevin's new atrocitysong and um...heard it got bashed all over the countryheard it got a review in this week's Rolling Stone. You must be so ashamedPROUD!

Hey, when are you and I going to do a video together? I can still DANCE!


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louisianaflower
louisianaflower
Britney
Wed, Jan. 11th, 2006 05:35 am (UTC)

I have know no idea, it's terrible.

Oh yes, it's hideous fabulous isn't it? I couldn't be more humiliated proud. I'm so glad that it's my money going towards his "career"

Omigosh, really? See, I was totally going to have my people call your people. But you seem way busy lately.


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