Britney Spears
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Fri, Jul. 28th, 2006 03:15 pm
Sorry for leaving y'all for so long without an update. But I have like, the worst cramps while I'm pregnant. All I can do is lie in bed and fire people.

It's probably time to get healthy, that's why I hired a nutritionist. Okay, I'm lying.. I hired her so I could fire her. You would too, anything green is not a food (unless it's mint oreos, and I'm pretty sure they don't exist. Oh my god, million dollar idea right there!)

Anyway, it's not like I left y'all without a reminder of me. I'm pretty sure this is the kind of memory that lasts and lasts. And lasts.

I've gotta run, I need to beg Kevin for a duet on his album. I knew letting a stylist scrub those layers of dirt and grease off was a bad idea. He's totally going to be more famous than me.

Now I'm all depressed again. I'm going to have to take to my bed and eat nothing but popsicles. Er... wait, I'm already doing that. Clearly it's time to switch flavours.


Wed, May. 10th, 2006 07:32 pm
I hope y'all saw me on Letterman, I was going to tell you to look out for it but I was too lazy... too busy... .. it was top secret. Y'all understand. Ahem. Anyway, I'm pregnant! I'm totally open to name suggestions. Unless it's a girl, because then I already have a name picked out - Addison Shye. I think it's so pretty. And no, I didn't get it from combining my street and first pets name... I don't think.

I'm just glad that I can go back to eating a packet of pop tarts and a box of popsicles with canned cheese for breakfast. Stop looking at me like that, I have an excuse now.

Current Mood: ecstatic ecstatic


Tue, Apr. 4th, 2006 10:00 pm
Hey y'all! I have a very good reason for not talking to you for so long. See, I had the part of my brain removed that has memories of Kevin, and I couldn't remember who I was for a while. I'm doing great now, but for some reason my stomach looks kinda.. pregnant? Can someone explain?

Current Mood: confused confused


Sat, Jan. 14th, 2006 08:31 pm
I don't know why everyone is so freaked out about this. I mean, yeah, I'm going to *does airquotes* help Kevin push his album. But like, all I mean is I'm going to wash my hair, show up at a few events, kick him in the shin then leave.

Oh, and this. SERIOUSLY? That's like, pitiful y'all. I think they're confusing me with someone who cares.

You know who I hate kind of dislike? Jessica Simpson! She's moving into my Cheeto territory. Me and Cheetos go together like .. me and bad hair! She is so disrespectful. How would she like it if I suddenly got lots of collagen injections? I wouldn't because I totally respect that as her thing. Well, and she also looks kind of stupid, right?

And since I'm all oh my god, depressed my tombstoneCollapse )</center

Current Mood: annoyed annoyed


Wed, Jan. 11th, 2006 06:52 pm
Yet another award. I'm glad these aren't like, real because I'd have run out of room on my mantelpiece by now.
Still, I get the feeling that they're picking on me. Which is mean.

Y'know what I'm going to do? I'm going to hang around these peoples houses and take photos of them while they're in their old clothes watching Oprah. And follow them to the beach and take photos of their frumpy swimwear, and... this sounds like a lot of work. Maybe I'll just file my toenails.

Current Mood: artistic artistic
Current Music: myself singing The Song That Never Ends.


Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 08:16 pm
I have this weird niggling feeling that I should hire a stylist or something!

But I thought everyone wore bikinis and Victoria Secret nighties in Vegas!
Oh, and how nice am I? Posing with a fan in the bathroom when it's obvious that she's terribly unfashionable. Maybe my style will rub off on her, I'm pretty sure that she tried to rub up against my boob anyway.

I managed to lose Kevin, when I say lost I mean in no way I had him killed. That's crazy talk right there. You and your crazy assomeuptions ideas!

Current Mood: relaxed relaxed


Sun, Jan. 8th, 2006 07:40 pm
Guess where I am?
No, silly! Vegas!

Kevin thinks it's some sort of married people holiday... thing. But in reality I wanted to go, and he tagged along to make sure I didn't marry anybody again.

Vegas weddings don't count though. Or do they?

It's been amazing so far though, I forgot how SPARKLY Las Vegas is. If you don't hear from me again it's because I've changed my name and am working as a blackjack dealer.

Current Mood: rejuvenated rejuvenated
Current Music: Pink - Get the Party Started


Fri, Jan. 6th, 2006 06:55 pm
I won an award that I don't think I want. Is it possible to exchange it for a different one? Like, coolest dress sense, or best taste in eyewear!

They have it all wrong; divaxtinaChristina your hair is a stunning shade of blonde.

I turned on the computer to find something on there called Yahoo Messenger? I don't know what it is exactly but I have an account by the name of bfromlouisiana, so like, add me or something? I'm also on AIM under the same name. Wow, I'm soo social y'all!

Oh, and for some reason a lot of people thought that the slogan on my top read, "With a loaded gun and wet dreams of you." EUUWWWW!
It says, "With a loaded gun and sweet dreams of you.
Appealing to the weirdos was okay before because they brought my singles, but now it's .. what's the word? Way creepy.

Current Mood: confused confused


Thu, Jan. 5th, 2006 06:25 pm

Oh god y'all. I am SO EMBARRASSED! And no I will not be posting photos!

I'm never going to live this down.


Current Mood: embarrassed embarrassed


Tue, Jan. 3rd, 2006 08:53 pm

photos of Sean and I (see y'all, I'm totally learning proper english!) and a few of me on a swingCollapse )

For those who are interested, I managed to steal one of Kevin's singles. I think I need a drink, something with alcohol in it. Lots and lots of alcohol.

Current Mood: scared stalked